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No handed spaghetti eating contest

When performing cunnalingus (oral stimulation of the vulva or clitoris) on a woman who is on her menstrual cycle.
I went down on my wife last night when she was on her period. And I came up looking like I just won a no handed spaghetti eating contest.
by UHIT September 19, 2022
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No handed spaghetti eating contest

When a male or female partner engages in cunnilingus on a female who is currently on her menstrual cycle. After making the female partner climax, the partner who performed the act then has a smear of red vaginal discharge on their face.
Dude, what is that stuff on your face! You look like you've been in a no handed spaghetti eating contest!
by UHIT October 21, 2022
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New Earth Spaghettification

New Earth spaghettification is the process in which a being's energy field, identity structures, and sconsiousness bandwith are stretched across multiple realities, truths or timelines at once creating an intense elongation of perception, sensation and awareness. It often occurs when someone is:

-rapidly expanding their consciousness
-confronting distortions or illusions in systems
-holding multiple layers of truth simultaneously
-navigating intense energetic or spiritual thresholds

In this state, the pscyhe and soma feel pulled in opposite or multiple directions, similar to how matter stretches near a black hole in astrophysics.

In stead of physical stretching, the auric field, nervous system, and sense of self elongate across dimensions of experience.
I wasn't sure if I was going to survive the next iteration of my New Earth Spaghettification process!? This is a phase of consiousness expansion has a lot of variable impacts on one's mind, soma and energy. It is like being consiously conscious of a metamorphis process that is akin to an orgasmic birth experience! The intensity is intense where the differential of pain and pleasure blend and merge.
by New Earth Ambassador414 March 12, 2026
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Tessy wessy noodles and spaghetti

A very weird person indeed
Doesn't realise what happens around them and their friend has a secret
"Omg Tessy wessy noodles and spaghetti is so weird"
by Ian sarain August 12, 2021
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Stop pooping in my spaghetti

-Yeah, I just got into Harvard
-Man, Stop pooping in my spaghetti
by Dapartywolf November 9, 2021
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i hope she made lots of spagettii

A phrase commenly used in youtube poop by gay luigi in the cd-i game, Hotel Mario, in which "she" is Princess Peach. This is said while Mario and Luigi make their way to Peach's palace for a picnic.

"Lots" can also be (and is more commonly) said as "lotsa".
Gay Luigi: I hope she made lots of spagettii!
by eghsfuibrd January 29, 2009
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