My son so dumb, IQ 21
He try to make friends but they call him, ching chong
He eat the wonton, but he fat like Kim Jong
He so ugly when he smile he look like the King Kong
My son useless, can't play ping pong
He try to get a date, with the girl Sue Young
But she said "Hell no!"
Cause he not da handsome
And my son so broke can't buy the dim sum
He text Ming Li, but she a pick me
Too bad he broke, can't buy the milk tea
If he talk back to me then he get his ass beat
Cause if you try me then I do da Tai Chi
Just listen to your mommy and go eat the kimchi
Or I sell your kidney for two dollar fifty
Do not think I forgot, you got B in Chinese
Ancestor look down on you, go say sorry
My son so dumb, IQ 21
He try to make friends but they call him ching chong
He eat the wonton, but he fat like Kim Jong
He so ugly when he smile he look like the King Kong
My son useless, can't play ping pong
He try to get a date, with the girl Sue Young
But she say "hell no!"
'Cause he not the handsome
And my son so broke, can't buy the dim sum
He try to make friends but they call him, ching chong
He eat the wonton, but he fat like Kim Jong
He so ugly when he smile he look like the King Kong
My son useless, can't play ping pong
He try to get a date, with the girl Sue Young
But she said "Hell no!"
Cause he not da handsome
And my son so broke can't buy the dim sum
He text Ming Li, but she a pick me
Too bad he broke, can't buy the milk tea
If he talk back to me then he get his ass beat
Cause if you try me then I do da Tai Chi
Just listen to your mommy and go eat the kimchi
Or I sell your kidney for two dollar fifty
Do not think I forgot, you got B in Chinese
Ancestor look down on you, go say sorry
My son so dumb, IQ 21
He try to make friends but they call him ching chong
He eat the wonton, but he fat like Kim Jong
He so ugly when he smile he look like the King Kong
My son useless, can't play ping pong
He try to get a date, with the girl Sue Young
But she say "hell no!"
'Cause he not the handsome
And my son so broke, can't buy the dim sum
by qmebtcuzokahdfgjslpxivynr December 21, 2023
Get the my son so dumb iq 21 asian rap 1mug. by Hello-553669 April 19, 2025
Get the Sonmug. Pure domination in an argument of any kind. Coming from the slang word "to son" which means to dominate in an unspecified genre of competition, a verbal sonning pertains only to conversational situations.
Did you see David verbally son that girl in the argument during class today? He really knows his stuff!
by FilosopherStond April 20, 2009
Get the Verbally Sonmug. (1). Eastern equivalent (mostly used in New York) - A close friend
(2). A South Korean Football/Soccer player who currently plays for Tottenham Hotspur and the Korea national team. Won the golden boot in the 21/22 season with 23 goals scored.
(2). A South Korean Football/Soccer player who currently plays for Tottenham Hotspur and the Korea national team. Won the golden boot in the 21/22 season with 23 goals scored.
(1). "What's up son!"
(2). Sam: "Harry Kane is better."
Joyce: "I like that guy Son!"
Sam: "Do you like him?"
Joyce: "Yeah..."
Sam: "CRUSH ALERT!"
(2). Sam: "Harry Kane is better."
Joyce: "I like that guy Son!"
Sam: "Do you like him?"
Joyce: "Yeah..."
Sam: "CRUSH ALERT!"
by irieomgfunny/面白い December 4, 2022
Get the Sonmug. My son is a good person.
by Willez May 22, 2023
Get the sonmug. Hwang Hyunjin is Aphrodite’s Son. His fans gave him that title cause of his extreme beauty, Hwang hyunjin is ethereal and otherworldly. His good looks cannot be put into words So, Aphrodite’s son is the best way to describe his immaculate beauty
“Have u seen Hyunjin?!? He’s so breathtaking!”
“Ofc he is, He’s Aphrodite’s Son”
“What does that mean?”
“Aphrodite is the goddess of beauty, So her son would have to be beautiful, The only person who fits that level of attractiveness is Hyunjin”
“Ofc he is, He’s Aphrodite’s Son”
“What does that mean?”
“Aphrodite is the goddess of beauty, So her son would have to be beautiful, The only person who fits that level of attractiveness is Hyunjin”
by jisoo’s@ng3l_🌸 July 6, 2023
Get the Aphrodite’s Sonmug. A TV series broadcast on YouTube. It follows the adventures of the fiction “Thiccman” in the world of the game “GTA Online”.
Often citied as one of the most influential Christian Music series of 2020.
Often citied as one of the most influential Christian Music series of 2020.
by Wally Talker October 4, 2025
Get the The Sons of Virginsmug.