AstroWorld staff were instructed to refer to dead concert-goers as "Smurfs," according to the security and emergency medical response plan. The person has turned blue and is dead.
We have some smurfs down in the mosh pit that jumped out of the nosebleeds and need to be evacuated to out to the medical tent.
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