Skeet

When you trace your finger on your buttcrack and smell it

Weirdo 1: dude I just skeet and it smells

Song: SKEET SKEET ON MY MEAT (song sang by weirdo 1)

by turbo83 February 28, 2019

Phelps Skeet

Super swimming sperm that tend to impregnate any egg they swim across

What, Johnny knocked up a girl again? Damn, he must have Phelps skeet because that's 3 babies in 3 lays. That dude needs to wear a swimmers hat on his little Michael.

by Skeeter2312 May 17, 2011

skeet

Comes from YouTube creator "Skeeter Jean", who does 'How To Catch a Predator' content.
It is usually used when a predator (similar to a child m*****r) is caught trying to meet an underage person.
Used in sting operations to catch child predators.
The word might sometimes be capitalized.

"This girl is fourteen, and you, sir, have been skeeted."
"You've been skeeted."
"I'm about to skeet this guy."

by Haesert February 11, 2025

skeet

ITS NEWFOUNDLAND SLANG YOU DUMBFUCKS
WHATS WITH ALL THE EJACULATING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Hagrid: your skeet ex is vaping again
smee: ew kill it

by bitchimtired May 28, 2018

Skeet rocket

As you're cumming hold in your cum and when you can't hold it in any more let it out and it should skeet rocket out.

Gonna skeet rocket 3....2....1....blast off pew pew pew

by Boo-ster September 29, 2017

Beet Skeet

To leave a place you are at and go someplace else.

"Lets beet skeet it outta here! The fuzz is here!"
"What?? Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are here?? Where??"
"I said THE fuzz, not Hot Fuzz!! dumbfuck!"

by Wildfira May 1, 2008

fleet of skeet

Gang of bros and bitchs

"dnt mess with me fleet of skeet"
BLAP BLAP! BRAP!
"me fleet died 'ere!"

by Brovren October 22, 2007