Skeet Storm

Occurring after the ingestion of his "swimmers" via any act of direct contact. The "storm" occurs when the recipient sneezes, nasally projecting "skeet" onto the "swimmer" delivery man.

I blew my load in her moth but then she sneezed. She Skeet Stormed all over me.

by Siren Subduction June 19, 2019

Skeet

To leave fast; shoot out real quick

“Get the skeet out of here janice!”
“How did that Carnival Cruise get the skeet out of here and we’ve been turning on a dime for 2 hours?”

by YosoyJack December 28, 2017

Keto skeet

When your girlfriend is on keto and skeets on the couch durning a movie.

Damn mandy thats some straight keto skeet you just dropped.

by The big bad carpet muncher February 17, 2020

skeeted

Wrong' Jay-Z says "I skeeted in your jeep and left condoms in your baby seat" on Super Ugly 2002

"I skeeted in your jeep and left condoms in your baby seat"

by Streamline04 March 13, 2017

Skeets

Skeets is a person with an innate ability to be awesome. They have the best jokes and hidden talents and are normally the life of the party. Enjoy being around a Skeets because it doesn't happen everyday. You're a lucky one if you know Skeets.

Skeets was having a blast last night what a great fella.

by Skeetsyg April 10, 2021

Skeet

The art of ejaculating semen on someone or something.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!??? How u gonna spell a man's name with yo skeet." -Berleezy

by The Great Heir to Penis Man April 24, 2023

Skeet Folder

Literally a woman's vagina. Or in simpler terms, a folder made for skeet.

Guy 1: "Dude I totally came in her skeet folder last night!"
Me: "SKEET FOLDER!!!"

by ClutchFolder September 15, 2019