Salty Dog

The act of defecating into the ocean thereby allowing for salty sea water to gently enter your anus. Local to New York.

"Damn no bathrooms in sight, might have to resort to a salty dog in the Atlantic."

"My asshole is always so sensitive after a salty dog. It's worth it though."

Salty Dog by The Salty Dogster August 17, 2011

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Salty Sammy

A salty sammy is the a natural part of the morning wake up process. When a person wakes up, and pours that first lovin' bowl of cereal, they open there fridge and find (gasp) there out of milk! By going to your nearest male neighbor, or calling up ur gay lover, u simple ask for them to realse there milky salty semen into your milk creating now, a more enjoyable treat.

Derick helped me prepare my morning salty sammy!

Salty Sammy by Stoppenzefloppin May 13, 2005

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Salty Pickleback

Taking a whiskey shot followed by a shot of pickle juice with semen.

Chris: Let's do a salty pickleback shot!
Roxy: Hell yes! Salty pickleback shots are my favorite!

Salty Pickleback by Double Wide November 18, 2012

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Salty Dog

Referring to something that happen to you that you want to blame on the dog. The dog comes from the story... So there was a boy who got 2 new things, a dog, and a white couch. He was doing his girl up the ass, hit a gland, and she shit all over the new couch. When the parents got home and he blamed the dog, so they had the new dog put to sleep...I.E. SALTY DOG

-Damn you just gave you a f in bio,
-i know
-thats a salty dog

Salty Dog by Ben"jamin" March 4, 2008