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River Jackson

River Jackson: He has a very Scientific mind from a young age, with philosophy and internet in nature in the world. A powerful Libra soul and especially confident person on the outside but busy and noisy on the inside.

He is a girl catcher and booty grabber, huge math guy and journalling lover, people bully him but learn they were wrong all along.

The best type of person to learn wisdom from.
That guy: River Jackson
"He's such a crazy cool character"

"I know he's so smart and hot"
by Jibbyblooblehotmath November 23, 2021
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RIP river effect

When your up river with no river
You'll be working with Unusable stuff, in other words, you'll have the rip river effect.
by RIP river October 24, 2020
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River

A girl who is crazy and wild, yet can be sweet and calm at the same time. She is stubborn, but a total hottie. She has the best eyes and the perfect smile but will never show it. She love the outdoors and just being free.
John: "That girl is so cute but very stubborn, she reminds me of a River"
by Just some random person tbh November 7, 2018
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river

def 1: a body of water that flows.
def 2: the middle child that annoys the heck out of his family because he's so negative. has horrible taste in most stuff and loves sauces a little too much.
def 3: a body of water that flows really hard.
def 1&3: that river is pretty.

def 2: river stop being so negative.
by khroma December 1, 2021
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Provo river rafting

Mormon "Soaking" with someone jumping in the bed. So it's not against the gospel.
John and Sarah did some provo river rafting last night. I'm glad they are waiting for marriage to have sex
by Mbop May 9, 2023
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The Mississippi river

When you take a naked girl and pour any liquid from her boobs to her vigina and drink it
Hey I can’t hang out ima give my girl the Mississippi River
by Bigboydirtydan69 June 11, 2018
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River

River is a gorgeous girl who deserves the whole world n sm more but has only gotten sm less. She is Trauma ridden n broken by her past but the shell of the sweet human she was before still survives. River is my crush. If she’s reading this, I love u rj.
“River is my shawty foreva n eva
by Everyonesdad December 2, 2022
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