Nibbler’s Revenge

The opposite of Montezuma’s Revenge.

When you take a dump so dense, black and solid that it does not reflect visible light and can be harvested to power starships. May tear open the space-time continuum, or the anus.

“Hey Fry, why were you in the bathroom so long?”

“Sorry, Leela, I had a case of Nibbler’s Revenge.”

by JohnFromMathClass October 19, 2019

Hiroshima’s Revenge

Hiroshima’s revenge is when you get diarrhea from eating at a sushi restaurant.

Bob got Hiroshima’s revenge from eating sushi last night.

by Ingoff, Jack March 8, 2020

straight edge revenge

STRAIGHT EDGE REVENGE!!! everytime your alcoholic friends get a pack of beer, the straight edge kid gets a token beer to smash. cleaning up the world one beer at a time. dont froget to pick the can up!

peter: hey we got a 30 rack of coors
ty (straight edge): gimme my token beer *throws* STRAIGHT EDGE REVENGE

by straightedgeskinhead November 4, 2020

Dante's Revenge

The story of how the Capitol insurrectionists' legal teams realized that their best defense was to push Trump under the bus for inciting the insurrectionists to storm the Capitol.

Normal person 1. Hey, did you see how the treasonous insurrectionists are now rightfully blaming Trump for inciting them to be idiots?
Normal person 2. I sure did. It took four years, but we finally have Dante's Revenge.
Normal person 1. It is a fitting and karmic fate for the scum in chief that "...rejected spiritual values by yielding to bestial appetites or violence, or by perverting their human intellect to fraud or malice against their fellowmen."

by The Original Tankboy January 22, 2021

Chester's Revenge

When you have painful diarrhea following excessive consumption of Flaming Hot Cheetos. The spirit of Chester the Cheetah is having revenge upon your rectum!

I ate two entire bags of Xxxtra Flaming Hot Cheetos last night, and I had to call out of work today because of Chester's Revenge!

by Tonkachonk February 25, 2021

Popeye’s Revenge

The extremely distressing bowel movement (or lack of movement) resulting from enjoying Popeye’s. A form of Gastric Karma—comes in spicy or mild.

I am literally suffering Popeye’s Revenge as I write this.

I really love Popeye’s but I do not love Popeye’s Revenge.

by 0live0yl April 1, 2021

sasuke’s revenge

Sasuke’s revenge is when you are ignoring your wife’s pleasures in s*x and will run away and get the milk as soon as she gets pregnant. Sasuke’s revenge is not mean because it’s defined if your wife is an absolute bitch and won’t leave you the fuck alone A.K.A Sakura that Absolute shitblock of a person.

I will use Sasuke’s revenge if you don’t back the fuck away

by Parkerkimballxd May 24, 2021