Horizon Realty

A force of nature that causes all things to fail.

Example a: I was totally going to be on time for work, but Horizon Realty made me drive into a tree.

Example b: “Who said sleeping in a moldy apartment was bad for you? Horizon Realty thinks it’s okay.”

by subieguy July 30, 2009

Monochromatic'reativity

A contraction of the two words Monochromatic and Creativity.. Since no words are actually shortened It's probably not a contraction but something else entirely. But who cares.

Monochromatic'reativity is Variations in art pieces which are of one color, but any shade of that color.

Ryan Laxamana was no Monochromatic'reativity, he would rather use many different colors.

shepard fairey OBAMA paintings (red white and blue) are NOT Monochromatic'reative

by BuddhaKAI July 27, 2010

Eye-Reach-Around

The Eye-Reach-Around is an ocular manouver made by a guy trying to get a look at a women's buttocks. This is a tricky move because it requires a man to get a glimpse at an angle that is not obvious to the girl who knows she has a big ass. Also, you are generally speaking or facing the girl.

A boy and girl are talking and the guy or girl moves and the eyes look down and to the side and focuses where an illusion is created. The eye actually looks like it is reaching around.

This guy was talking to me and he made an Eye-Reach-Around to my ass.

by Rachacha March 9, 2012

redneck reach around

When you give your partner a reach around, and your partner is a relative

My cousin was getting bored in bed, so I gave him a redneck reach around

by archangel92 November 5, 2014

wyoming reach around

It's that thing when a guy from Wyoming simply reaches around and firmly grasps a girls boobs (or another mans pecs) and gently massages them like he would an old cows' tired udder.

Last night Billy did a Wyoming reach around on me and it felt so amazing... Firm yet gentle.

by Cones of Dunshire April 13, 2015

columbian reach-around

The Columbian Reach-Around is a technique in videogames invented by Mr. Carl where you take the path around the enemies' spawn and, using only smgs and or pistols, kill all the remaining opponents as they plant.

The game was 15 to 14, and there was only two enemies and one friendly. He rushes around enemy spawn and headshots the opponents from the path that they took: A perfect Columbian Reach-Around.

by Mr Carl December 28, 2015

twat reach

v.: to reach for a twat
(AKA "grabbing them by the pussy")

n.: measurement from the labia to the floor

"Dammnnn, that girl got a mean twat reach!"

by DanMcK December 12, 2016