Rage Perfect

n. The act of a player getting 0 kills in a Halo 3 multiplayer objective match, but the player played the match like a slayer match. The name was coined after Rage, a very skilled and die-hard Halo 3 player, went 0-6-11 during Multi Flag CTF on Isolation in Social Skirmish. The catch is that Rage plays every game like it’s a slayer game. For the first half of the CTF game, he played it like slayer and was still unable to obtain at least one kill.

Link to game (Rage was playing under the gamertag Jazz MaIang):
http://www.bungie.net/Stats/GameStatsHalo3.aspx?gameid=814238887&player=gtzags

I think Rage is the only one who could ever get a Rage Perfect. No one else is THAT terrible.

by yabanjin25 December 31, 2008

Cord Rage

Cord Rage is the act of raging on any electrical cord, preferrably a computer charging cord. Cord Rage was widely a accepted theory until it was finally proven. On January 13, 2008, the computer charging cord belonging to John JP Cole was confirmed dead in room 216 of Graham Hall, Wilmington, NC. The cause of death was determined to be Cord Rage and muderer, the burgandy chair, was apprehended. January 13 is now deemed a national holiday in honor of JP's cord.

Cord Rage-"Look at you Ragin!!!"

by JohnRambo February 3, 2009

Jizz rage

1. The anger felt when one is unable to jism,
2. The anger felt when one wants to initiate sexual intercourse but cannot due to numbers of people present (parents/children/animals/unwanted guests/etc), weather, partners mood or hormonal situation.
3. The anger felt when one has received a sexual favour but has not jizzed due lack of effort or skill of partner.

Stacy: Whats up with Kevin he seems in a bad mood
Jody: Don't worry about him he's just got jizz rage, he hasn't bust a nut since last tuesday we've been so busy since moving house what with everyone visiting and all.
Kevin: (from in front of tv) Yeah so why don't you just fuck off Stacy so i can give jody that pearl necklace i mentioned!

by Justa small trump April 16, 2007

Rage Dump

Being so stressed over exams that you squat over your desk and take a dump in the middle of the examination.

Person A looks around and sees person B on their desk, crouching low.
Person B: *tight face* "Arrgnnfff*
Person A *shakes head*, "wow, he must be stressed to be actually taking a rage dump*

by sazzajay8 November 21, 2011

Raging Moderate

A political flip-flopper who isn't really republican or liberal but just seems aggressively moderate.

Mitt Romney is a raging moderate.

by Politically Incorrect Theater March 17, 2012

malaise rage

The mounting anger associated when you break all the components of a canopy maliase trap while setting it up.

Kevin began to feel his malaise rage build when mike broke the expensive yet flimsy canopy malaise trap on his first day.

by rhagium May 28, 2010

The Raging Fireman

Ingredients: Pubes, Penis, Bacardi 151, Computer, Lighter.

Time: 4 Months

Steps:

1. Let Your pubes grow out for 4 months.

2. Lightly soak your pubes in Bacardi 151.

3. Open Your computer and find whatever gets you off.

4. Right before you are about to explode grab your lighter and inflame your pubes.

5. Soak the flames with a giant load of cum.

Person 1: Why does Pete's Desk have burnt marks on it?

Person 2: He thinks the Raging Fireman is better an cocaine.

by Hairflipsarecool February 24, 2010