Punching the Puppy

Waking up hung over and feeling like you have done the worst thing possible.

I seriously punched a whole litter of puppies right in thier cute stupid cute fucking faces, I was guilty of punching the puppy

by donniecakes October 17, 2010

Puppy

The most cutest thing in the whole wide world 🥵

I own a puppy she is my world ❤️

by Theflashlover_24 December 4, 2019

Puppy poking

When you are too lazy to fuck the dog.

Harry: What is Tyler doing?
Joe: He's puppy poking. That guy is way too lazy to just fuck the dog.

by Macknoel November 20, 2009

Puppy

If your a dog person you have o't to called your dog a 'puppy'

even if your dog is older than puppy privileges.
But really calling your furry friend a 'puppy' just shows how cute/ how much
you really love that dog.

Owner: PUPPY! puppy!
Dog: * Wages tail *

by TREETHE_rat October 25, 2023

happy puppies

happy puppies.

did you see eggo comment happy puppies on her post?

by uheggo April 23, 2021

Puddle puppies

Dope whore tweaker slut meth hoe

Damn I'm out of dope and now the puddle puppies are gone

by Thaiceking August 14, 2022

Commitment Puppy

A puppy adopted or bought to prove or force a relationship to be permanent. The modern equivalent of getting pregnant to force a marriage.

Girl 1: Wow, she sure does love that puppy. She's got to have posted at least 50 pictures of it.
Girl 2: It's her commitment puppy, didn't you notice how her boyfriend is in every picture?

by Fresh Edelweiss February 19, 2018