Pickle Dick

Someone whos dick is like a cucumber and is disliked by women. It is usually used as a term used when a girl/boy talks about their ex's dick.

woman- "LOL, Kenny has a pickle dick."
man- "yea ik..."

by Mschf!!! March 25, 2023

The Pickle Tickler

The last man awake at a sleepover, touches all the other mens cocks, otherwise known as tickling the pickles, making him the pickle tickler.

Gabriel was the last one awake and was known as the pickle tickler when he molested his sleeping friends colin and Jason.

by Quandale Dingle Wingle July 20, 2022

Dead as a pickle

Dead. Literally means dead as an inanimate object.

Dude you look dead as a pickle.

by Fullblownapathy September 29, 2014

pickle oven

A vagina.

So, how's that new pickle oven working out?

by dnbfiend November 25, 2009

pickled kumquat

An attention seeking loser who tries to one up their superiors by rapidly trying to match or beat artificial facebook quizzes.

Lindsay Lohan is such a pickled kumquat.

by TitsMagee582 May 29, 2010

Pickle Mandela

photoshappin' somebody's face onto a pickle.

Wow look at that Pickle Mandela of Bernie Sandarz

by GrepMaker September 2, 2017

pickle popper

someone that picks pickles to put up their ass

i'm a pickle popper for the pleasure.

by Margaret June 22, 2018