penis-looker

1. (noun) an individual who takes a peek at the male genitalia of others, often in a locker room setting or while using urinals

Paul's such a penis-looker; he's always trying to sneak a look at my dick!

by Mutari October 29, 2007

Penis Carnival

In with a large group of guys.
A group of males doing wierd things to each other.

The Basketball game was such a penis Carnival no girls at all.

Penis Carnival dude time to mess you up.

by Juan A October 14, 2008

your penis

is very small.

Damn, your penis is very small!

by Minecraft1238 February 14, 2019

Penis Eyes

The distinctive vacuous look on a gay man's face when they are desparately looking for the next fuck. Usually the eyes are wide opened and the lips slightly pouted. You can see from a mile that they can't wait to have a big cock up their arses, or in their mouths. In severe cases, the subject will develop a slight tremor or hiccups when a potential target approaches.

Daffid said to his best friend Ross. "If you continue to look for slutty boyz to fuck, you'll end up having an empty life with penis eyes on your puss."

Derek Mincing said to Leonard "How very very dare you! You took me to this club where all the men have penis eyes. I find you......impertinent!

by Lulu Thompson January 3, 2008

Rat Penis

When someone has big wrinkly balls like a rat while also having a long and thin pee pee that is very soft yet flexible.

Honey Boo Boo:I was about to fuck chris but then I saw his nasty rat penis and I ran away

by Skasix November 8, 2016

Penis Walloper

Penis Walloper is another expression for wanking, jerking.

'Bet Johns been Penis Walloping' or 'look at that fucking penis walloper over there'

by spOOnbasher June 16, 2018

Penis Cranium

A dick head. Used as an insult.

You are a penis cranium.

by Hippie Crack January 2, 2009