oh my god I need her so bad holy my god damn man please I would shove it into her so much you couldn't recognize she had a pussy in the first place it's hard it is rock hard to the point a beaver would bite it off and use it for a dam.
Guy 1: hey, is that Bottle from TPOT?
Guy 2: yeah, I heard that Guy 3 wants to fuck her.
Guy 3: I do. I have fucked Bottle so many times you could convince me I don't have a name and that my name is actually Manu.
Guy 2: yeah, I heard that Guy 3 wants to fuck her.
Guy 3: I do. I have fucked Bottle so many times you could convince me I don't have a name and that my name is actually Manu.
by ObjectumBastard April 6, 2025
Get the Bottle from TPOTmug. to have a school run event ruined by a few faggots that decide to get totally wasted by bringing alcohol in water bottles.
those girls were carried out of the bathroom after bottle bowling, then the little idiots thought giving them a cheeseburger would solve all.
by iliketrainspurple May 14, 2012
Get the bottle bowlingmug. Bottle Dick is an 11 chapter gay fanfiction made-canon about a popular scientist known for his intelligence and capabilities, who compulsively got his penis stuck inside of an Aquafina brand water bottle
by ess sie deez June 7, 2022
Get the Bottle Dickmug. When one man jizzez into a jar, closes it, and shoves it up another man's ass so that the jar shatters.
Guy 1: Hey man, my homie just shoved a cum filled jar up my ass. It shattered, and now I may have an infection.
Guy 2: Cool dude! Thats called lightning in a bottle!
Guy 2: Cool dude! Thats called lightning in a bottle!
by Cannabis Kermit June 19, 2024
Get the Lightning In A Bottlemug. by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018
Get the bottle coddlemug. Her time of the month came so she told her baby daddy to grab her a couple Twater Bottles at the dollar tree on the way tback from seein his P.o.
by BitchDatty April 13, 2019
Get the Twater Bottlemug.