When you're sitting next to a friend on the computer and want to mess with them so your fingers do a little dance on the keyboard to annoy them
by spa1645 February 10, 2015
by Lizzoqueen21 December 13, 2019
If you can, To take your best friend’s cum filled condom, pull the cum side out and fuck his drugged sister with it.
by Dankboymemes May 16, 2020
When one has to deficate in a public restroom and realizes the toilet paper dispenser is empty after they have deficated, the person then proceeds to stand up (typically with pants down around their ankles or pulled up loosely to prevent poo-residue from getting on their trousers) open the stall door and shuffle to the next available stall in hopes of finding a stall with a toilet paper dispenser that has an adequate amount of toilet paper.
“Bro-when I went to take a shit I didn’t realize there wasn’t enough TP before it was too late, I had to do the Shithouse Shuffle so I could clean my cornhole”
by MM197 October 05, 2018
When you’re cornered by a group of guys and your only option for self defense is to pull out your dick and start jerking off onto them.
When I was on shore leave in the Navy some "Anderson Cooper looking motherfuckers" cornered me and my only option was to pull out my dick and start doing the seaman shuffle.
by Kai Smash December 20, 2022
Where a woman gives a man oral and the man uses two dildo's on the womans vagina and anus. With all three actions simotaniously it resembles the workings of a motor. Continue until desired affect.
by HAGARD May 26, 2008