Country Music Fan

A individual who enjoys 2 or more songs by country artists.

"I really enjoy listening to country music, I love Lee Brice and Brad Paisley. I just love country music. That makes me a country music fan" says Megan

"Country music sucks" replied Ben

by BleuCheeseACV January 15, 2019

country bayou musicfest

A place where they have a compilation of concerts, usually a bunch of very unhappy couples go that are just trying to make a situation work (Desperate wives, drag their husbands.) a place where you can listen to sad country music that describes misery)

“my Mousey looking wife Cindy dragged me to country bayou musicfest“

by Sikemike June 24, 2018

Vol Country

Where volunteers come together and make change happen. -RotaryWorx

Knoxville, TN is Vol Country

by RotaryWorx July 15, 2018

Jerkass Country

Any country that is stereotyped as having more rude people than nice people.

Countries that are stereotyped as a jerkass country include France, Poland and the United States, but of course not everyone from them are assholes. There's douchey people everywhere no matter what country you're from.

by CelticEagle February 17, 2019

Crotch Country

The horrendous smell that arises from ones crotch after a long distance jog.

She had really bad crotch country after that 8 mile run today.

by The longest D September 6, 2018

Country breakfast

The filling of an unsuspecting sleeper’s mouth by means of defecation.

‘Country Breakfast’ by anon
I don’t mind admitting
‘Twas me who was shitting
Into your mouth while you slept
A country repast
For breaking your fast
Which you had no choice but to accept

by McBeal September 25, 2018

Virginia country steak

When a pale ass country girl goes to the beach and she gets a full body sun burn, then gets cum on top of.

My friend and I went to beach, when we got home I helped her make a virginia country steak.

by Ziggarot May 31, 2018