sigma grindset rule #235

the elderly do not matter

Person 1: Hey man, what happened to your grandma?
Person 2: I had to follow sigma grindset rule #235.

by JustKJ January 06, 2024

Real Sigma

Not one of those kids who watches too much Tik Tok. Not someone that brags about it. Someone that shows it in their actions and achievements.

'Oh my god, Bob just sacrificed his arm to save that kids . He'll never live the same again. He's a Real Sigma'

by abc chicken July 31, 2024

sigma jeffy

a term used to identify young people from sigmaland
haha beat you to it

"yo are you from sigmaland"
"yah"
"ok sigma jeffy"

by yeit real January 05, 2025

W sigma kai cenat rizz

The maximum amount of brainrot a human can stand before their brain explodes.

"hey did you see kKai's stream yesterday?"
"Yes, he had W sigma kai cenat rizz"

by Cultxns January 21, 2024

skibidi sigma alpha rizz gyatt in ohio

the true sigma that knows how to be the ultimate lone wolf watches how to be a sigma in both hindi and bengali. If you dont do this your not a sigma. Patrick is a sigma he watches 🌽 without women only men

wow look at patrick hes a little bit of a skibidi sigma alpha rizz gyatt in ohio

by Mr.Brainrot March 06, 2024

Ohio sigma skibidi toilet grimace shake gyat kai cenat rizz

very skibidi ohio sigma grimace shake word very gyat rizz kai cenat my homie says hes like this

Bro youre so ohio sigma skibidi toilet grimace shake gyat kai cenat rizz no lie!

by Nijgachenk December 05, 2023

To The Sigmas of Australia

The Wisest Speech Ever Given

Senator Fatima Payman: To the sigmas of Australia, I say that this goofy ahh government have been capping, not just now but for a long time. A few of you may remember when they said "there'll be no Fanum Tax under the government I lead". They're cappaholics! They're also yappaholics! They yap non-stop about how their cost of living measures are changing lives for all Australians. Just put the fries in the bag, lil bro. They tell us that they're "locked in" on improving the housing situation in this country. They must have brainrot from watching too much Kai Cenat and forgot about their plans to ban social media for kids under 14. If that becomes law, you can forgor skull emoji all about watching Duke Dennis or catching a dub with the bros on Fort. Chat, is this Prime Minister serious? Even though he's the Prime Minister of Australia, sometimes it feels like he's the CEO of Ohio! I would be taking an L if I did not mention the opps who want to cut WA's Gyatts and Services Tax. The decision voters will be making in a few months time will be between a mid government, a dogwater opposition, or a crossbench that will mog both of them. Though some of you cannot yet vote, I hope when you do, it will be in a more goated Australia for a government with more aura. Skibidi!

by Evono November 02, 2024