muffin club

A group of young women

by mach 10 May 13, 2003

alterna-muffin

A hot alternative or punk girl. Tattoos and piercings are key.

Remember that alterna-muffin we met at the Blink concert last weeekend? Yeah, I tapped that!

by N Jacobs August 24, 2004

Throwing Muffins

To throw a fist, at a very reduced rate, at an enemies face; making contact.. without the enemy realizing it. Also called, a Rigby.

Did you see that fight yesterday? "Yes, what a pussy, he was really throwing muffins"

by Andrew Rich December 6, 2006

Jizz Muffins

Particularly fine, fuckable breasts.

Look at those tasty Jizz Muffins.

by Phrow-doe August 30, 2009

Muffin Fluffer

1) Generally, a woman who masturbates although it can be applied to men as well
2) Derogatory term similar to wanker or jerkoff but usually applied to females

1) She's obviously a muffin fluffer
2) I can't believe she told everyone that story. What a muffin fluffer

by ElliotM April 4, 2009

Brown Muffin

Some who eats the shit out of your asshole while it is hanging out such as a turtle head.

Man your breath smells like shit did you get a brown muffin.

by rich dog aka dick May 9, 2011

dill muffin

not a muffin but a name that degrades someone so bad it counts as a walrus slap

Jill your the biggest hor ever, said Tim
Tim your a fucking dill muffin retorted Jill
Oh my god you got fucking own bitch hole said Taylor

by killer po December 9, 2007