by Dicktionary Soup June 18, 2022
Josh:" I was at the gym the other day , this chick walks by me and I could see her pubes poking through her yoga pants"
Steve: " oh that's called muff bristles bro"
Steve: " oh that's called muff bristles bro"
by Larry the Cable Guy52 December 03, 2017
A variety of the Power Muff, the Powder Room Muff is a woman’s bush that spans over the labia majora, taint, anus and bottom. It is an intermediate level bush that is less cumbersome than the Gorilla Muff, yet still covers the erogenous zones thoroughly enough that one might feel as though they must trek through a forest in order to get to the ladybits which it shields. The Powder Room Muff derives its name from the complication that it creates for maintaining socially acceptable cleanliness standards following trips to the powder room. Those who choose to sport this muff should carry their own wet wipes at all times, else be warned that they are likely to walk around like an old dog with piss and shit matted to their crotches.
Who pissed in your cornflakes?
Boo Boo, when she stuck her dirty Powder Room Muff in my face this morning.
Boo Boo, when she stuck her dirty Powder Room Muff in my face this morning.
by Bebebox December 30, 2011
The muff is the vagina and the cabbage is the gunk that a nasty hoe gets rotting inside her vagina. Such as old semen, STI's, infections of sorts, inside the vagina.
Bitch, dont talk about my family!!! You got muff cabbage you nasty cracker, and your grandma is muff cabbage!!!
by CrackerHoe October 15, 2010
Gabe is muff cabbage
by goochthemuscial February 28, 2019
It's a term that was thrown around on this week's South Park episode spoofing Jersey Shore - it means a woman's private parts, the vagina.
by whatever788 October 15, 2010