March 23

March 23 is the day Satan gives power to people born on this day. People born on that day usually are super short and a huge crackhead, don't underestimate them, or you will be the sacrifice to Satan. you gotta love your march 23 peeps.
Person 1: She's born on march 23 she's the spawn of satan
Person 2: she's too short to be dangerous.
Person with march 23 birthday: *summons satans power*
by IDIOTIDIOTIDIOTIDIOT December 08, 2019
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march sparta

dude 1: did you make your march sparta bracket?
dude 2: You bring the crowns and heads of conquered kings to my city steps. You insult my queen. You threaten my people with slavery and death! Oh, I've chosen my words carefully, Persian. Perhaps you should have done the same!
dude 1: sry
by Jstorstorstor October 24, 2008
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March 2

Me: it’s March 2nd

Bestie:*kiss*
by Jern smells April 26, 2022
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March 27th

A day to rub your gfs pu$$y
by 194003 March 26, 2021
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March 31

the best day because an angel was born. EWAN MCGREGOR
by ilikebigb00ties November 12, 2019
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Marching Band

The only sport that requires the top students of the school that many people wish that they were as cool as them Marching Band students and whomever disagrees with Marching Band is the greatest sport then they are 100% jealous of them students being the best
Darn, I wish I was one of them Marching Band students so I can be in the best sport ever.
by Oofeth October 19, 2017
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