Magistrate

Throwing up during hot steamy sex

Damn, I just magistrated everywhere while we were having sex

by Cool man who is funny September 15, 2020

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Madison Steemer

When a rando blacks out and shits all over your bathroom rug at 3:30 am.

This man had the audacity to lay down a Madison Steemer and only say “That’s not cool man”.

by badger48 October 25, 2020

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Madison

Stuiped fucking hoe that hates herself and will lonely forever.

Madison is so lonely

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Madison’s are always the prettiest of the bunch! They tend to be loyal and smart. While many Madison’s seem to have the boys! Many can be shy and put to them selves around new people but always open up after they get to know you. You can trust Madisons over anyone else! They usually are friends with people who are out going and know what they are doing. Madison’s always are the most athletic and tend to love soccer and basketball over any sport! If you ask me, there perfect.

Madison is so pretty!!

by Kenwndndk October 26, 2020

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Madison

Madison’s are always the prettiest of the bunch! They tend to be loyal and smart. While many Madison’s seem to have the boys! Many can be shy and put to them selves around new people but always open up after they get to know you. You can trust Madisons over anyone else! They usually are friends with people who are out going and know what they are doing. Madison’s always are the most athletic and tend to love soccer and basketball over any sport! If you ask me, there perfect.

Madison is so pretty!!

by Kenwndndk October 26, 2020

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