loser gf

she lies in bed all day doing nothing, has many mental illness, plays videogames and likes anime, has less than 3 friends, the song “girlfriend” by tv girl was written about the loser gf

you want a loser gf until she’s actually a loser whos incapable of being independent, won’t admit she’s jealous, gets insecure easily, stays in her room all day either playing video games of sleeping

by wingswings March 5, 2024

Loser Date

A loser date is what happens when you try to organize a group event, with lots of people. The hype is there for the week or so building up, everyone is keen. The day finally rolls around but no one ends up coming apart from two people, those two who actually turn up are therefore on a loser date.

You know how I was totally excited about the 'drunk croquet'event everyone from work was going to this Friday?

Well turns out nobody actually came because they were too broke and lame, it ended up just being Allan and myself going on a loser date but it was STILL AWESOME.

by AliveBrain September 8, 2016

Loser

someone who judges you by your name or types them in the urban dictionary and writes a whole god damn paragraph about them

you're a loser
why?
because you define names on urban dictionary and give people weird personalitys.
...

by yum yum frogs April 5, 2023

Shitty Shitty Loser

Said by Eugene Lee Yang meaning somebody who completely loses and wins nothing.

At the end of this one of us will be the shitty shitty loser

by TheLadInABarnySuit December 13, 2020

Loser

Briar rose is a loser
But she a baddie

You're a fucking loser bitch

by Chyrdixxz November 8, 2020

Loser

Someone who has more than 15000 minutes on Spotify spent of Lana Del Ray, and should get a life.

Bro have you seen this dude’s Spotify Wrapped? He’s such a loser.

by dankdoodlelord December 3, 2023

Loser

Someone who's life is just shit and filled with inconveniences.

you: jacob always trip's he's such a loser

by GokuSolosMyPussy March 24, 2023