Rioting Nose Lick

When you find rioting people so you take the oldest man and the youngest girl to you trailer, make them lick up each others noses. Let them at it for 1 hour then extract the snot onto a riot shield and rub your uncle on the shield, creating snot on your uncles head. Freeze the kid then feed it to your uncle along with the man. Then release a pack of worms in his left foot.

Man I love walking around town doing the rioting nose lick

by The real gangster December 23, 2020

Anti Clockwise Licks

When the lubliest ting you ever seen gets a hold of stray cats for the moiniest licks you’ve ever seen tru god bless my nan

Liam does whatever the fuck he wants then gives the cat anti clockwise licks on the neck

by Lubliest licker October 6, 2020

Licking Me Dry

Licking me dry means the opposite of glazing--in a form of obvious hatred in an almost obsessive manner.

you're licking me dry with the amount of insults you've thrown at me in the past 5 minutes hop off!

by Kennadoodledoo September 21, 2023

ding dong lick

When you touch and lick a nipple(can be your own) and run away

yo let’s ding dong lick your moms house

by Dickchocolate June 5, 2021

Mystic Lick Down

When you are in downtown Mystic Connecticut and perform oral sex on your partner while gazing into the Mystic River.

Oh look over on the docks, Bill is giving her the Mystic Lick Down.

by Mr. Chuggs November 27, 2021

What's the lick read

Inquiry as to what the plans are for making money today or in the near future. If there's opportunity,the lick reads good. However,if the lick reads bad,there may not be much chance of making money pertaining to the lick.

"Hey Padre,what's the lick read"? Or,"the lick reads good,come holla at me".

by Amy Norris August 13, 2022

lick my nine

Suck my dick bitch

Biggs: You ho lick my nine
Ho: Sounds like FUN

by Studly MAN May 12, 2003