spanking the kitty 

Lady masturbation.

Ewe! Your fingers stink! It smells like you were just spanking the kitty!

spanking the kitty by tonyfamous October 4, 2010

Dead Kitty

This is when a cat lays on its back and looks dead while it is in a deep sleep.

The cat was doing dead kitty in the sun outside.

Dead Kitty by New English April 11, 2009

Momma kitty 

Licking ones butt hole from front to back.
Just like a momma cat cleans her kittens.

my girlfriend pulled my pants down and gave me a momma kitty

Momma kitty by Red Light Rider September 24, 2011

Door Stop Kitty 

This is when a cat lays down on its stomach and tucks all four legs under its body. Sometimes they will doze off in this position.

It is very funny when tigers do door stop kitty.

Door Stop Kitty by New English April 11, 2009

Dead chick magnet attatched to a pink hello kitty covered sun in the shape of a boot that is impossible to take of that smells with a flotaing castle time machine 

The greatest insult ever.

Person 1: You're gay
Person 2: well, you are a dead chick magnet attatched to a pink hello kitty covered sun in the shape of a boot that is impossible to take of that smells with a flotaing castle time machine

Dead chick magnet attatched to a pink hello kitty covered sun in the shape of a boot that is impossible to take of that smells with a flotaing castle time machine by Confusingmonkey April 27, 2010

lime kitty 

a kitty that deystroys clock spider while wearing a fashionable helmet made out of a lime peel

Man1: Wow! We have a clock spider!
Man2: Don't worry. I call lime kitty.

lime kitty by Thuggy b April 14, 2009

boo boo kitty mang 

A term to describe your significant other, when the male is trying to plant his seed into his lady. And/or term to describe a women who is sweet, root word (mango).

Hey, boo boo kitty mang! Let me see your hips swing.

boo boo kitty mang by mangus khan July 18, 2010