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Tiny kneecaps 

You have a large dick
Example
Man: y'all got tiny kneecaps
Other man: yeah all the nutrients went to my massive dick
Tiny kneecaps by Big Mind December 19, 2018

grenade knee 

When you get stuck posing with the fat girl on your knee in a group photo. Afterwards the knee looks like a swaybacked horse.
Alpha male- "Dude, thanks for being my wingman, sorry about that grenade knee."
Beta male- "Okay, Bro, but next time you get the grenade knee."
Alpha male *under his breath* "Yeah, right."
grenade knee by wifeofashlong December 29, 2018

bass knee 

Knee damage sustained while skanking to hard to Drum n Bass
I'll have Bass knee for a week after that killer set
bass knee by wildcat_sa April 5, 2019

Busted Knee Caps

When she desperately wants to give you head
Oh honey, I wanna suck your di—*thud* awww fuck, my knee caps. (Busted knee caps)

Jersey Knee Bone 

When a female masterbates a male using only the backside of her knee causing a high flying nut.
Wow! That Jersey Knee Bone gave me the best nut of my life!
Jersey Knee Bone by ShmattyMags April 19, 2020

chelmsford keester 

a variety of meat that's butchered exclusively in the merrimack valley originating from the zebra species native to the intersection of butt hinge road and knob hill drive in chelmsford, ma. boston butt refers to pork shoulder whereas chelmsford keester refers to a literal zebra's ass. go figure
*at star market* "hey man do you have any boston butt?"
"nah man we're fresh out of boston butt butt we just got stocked up on [chelmsford keester}"
"aw yeah kid we're having a family barbecue that'd be perfect"