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Double Joey 

When Joey jerks off raw and uses his seman for lube to jerk off again.
"I'ma Double joey all night long"

"Gonna Double Joe it up!"
Double Joey by SpruceShelf July 2, 2012

Uncle Joey 

A common nickname for the comedian Joey Diaz. He often refers to himself by this name when telling stories from his past where he is a father/mentor figure.
Uncle Joey gave me my first line of coke at 13 and then let a hooker take my virginity.
Uncle Joey by M4cs June 25, 2020

Local Joey 

Similar in temperament to the baby marsupial that the name implies, a local joey is someone that loves to hop around their locale of choice (town, campus, web) excitedly looking for new and interesting things.

The local joey is usually well known, affable and fun to be around. Unlike home town hero or fixture, local joey (or LJ for short) is always said in a very positive connotation.
Do you know that guy Steve?

Of course! He's a local joey, everyone knows him!

I was out last night and one of our town's local joeys came in and the night went from an 6 to an 11!
Noun.

Not to be confused with the texas tuck a Joey is The practice of tucking your erect penis under your waistband while not wearing a shirt leaving the head of your penis exposed like a baby kangaroo in its mother’s pouch.
Zavier popped a Joey while on the beach After he walked past some baddies in order to hide his erection.
A Joey by Savagedr.phil May 28, 2020

Taking a Joey 

When someone at work takes a shit for 40 plus minutes.
George is upstairs taking a joey.
Taking a Joey by Timmyturtle May 22, 2019

hope and joey 

Hope and Joey are the perfect pair. Everyone walks by and says “wow I wish I had that”. They make each other smile and love each other to the moon and back 100 times. Joey would do anything for Hope because of how beautiful she is and Hope would stop at nothing to make Joey happy because he deserves it. They are both very funny, attractive, athletic and great friends. They are also very sexy. Everyone thinks they’re hot.
Girl: Did you see Hope and Joey kissing at the lockers today?

Boy: Yeah they really do love each other

Girl: Yeah I wish someone loved me like they love each other
hope and joey by Moist Lasagna November 28, 2017