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jizz rifle

Ones Penis, Normaly Fenidishly Large In Size
Wow, You See That Jizz Rifle, He Could Impregnate A Whale With That Thing
by alexxxisme December 14, 2008
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Jizz Lover

A female or male who loves jizz or cum.
Dude, that bitch is a fucking Jizz Lover.
by CelebrAsian September 26, 2009
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Jizz wizard

A universal word for someone being an asshole or acting like a dick.
why are you pissing on my shoe?! Stop being a jizz wizard
by Britannia Gingero and co. October 24, 2010
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Jizz Shamrock

When you blow your load on your chick and mix it with green food coloring in the spirit of St. Patrick's Day
I woke up this morning to my boyfriend giving me Jizz Shamrock face painting. Complete with green food coloring and sprinkles.
by BlarneyBone March 31, 2011
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Jizzed Up

Term for really excited in Papa Leone's speak. To become stimulated, impationed, exhilerated, or exuberant
I was really jizzed up to see that hot asian girl's titty!
Person 1: dude did you see that titty?
Person 2: Yeah, i was all jizzed up! i love seeing titties!
by Doseph April 19, 2011
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Jizz - Tastic

a girl who is very very sexy and looks amasing e.g has a nice ass smile big tits and a nice face/body
dude did you see that girl suzie shes so fucking Jizz - Tastic
by matt little AKA Jizzy April 2, 2007
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throat jizz

1.(n) The mucus on the back of one's throat. Called throat jizz because of its jizzlike creamy qualities.
im coughing up good things.. and it feels a little better.. but every couple hours its still alittle sore and hurts. Damn throat jizz!!
by Luvnuts March 4, 2003
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