A former vine star who should really just stop his career because we all know his brother "Logan" is the true talent. Also he is some white kid who thinks he has what we call "bars" but actually doesn't. Just because he has money he exploits his wealth as shown in his cringe worthy/half assed music video. Driving a white Lamborghini with the doors up because we didn't know doors for cars can do that. Lastly, he's some white kid who has a sqaud full of people who think they are all that. He's terrorizing his neighborhood so just shows you why you would "not" want to be friends with him! Don't forget he loves to exploit women also just get views just like vine used to do to get loops or vine used to do!
by Slicknick889 July 23, 2017
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when you stick your "jake" (penis) in a girl's mouth or hand and between her boobs. As opposed to regular sex when you hide your jake in a girl. Regular sex is preferred by most guys but jake sex is still quite pleasurable if performed by the right girl.
by Jakeee April 4, 2008
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Get the jake pauler mug.jake is a kind, caring and loving person, jake always has your best interests at heart, jake is hot and a sexy devil, you will sometimes find that jake is a bit emo and will sometimes say the wrong thing but if you love a jake you will feel like a godess cause jakes always care for the people they love.
sophie: ''omg did you see Jake there now''
lousie: '' yeah havent you heard hes going out with laura''
sophie: '' God shes so lucky hes such a sexy devil, i bet she feels like a godess''
lousie: '' yeah havent you heard hes going out with laura''
sophie: '' God shes so lucky hes such a sexy devil, i bet she feels like a godess''
by lulu<3jake April 18, 2012
Get the Jake mug.A well fit bloke who sports vnecks and messy hair that is NOT straightened to bits. Listens to the Kooks and dances bare cute. Unlike any unintellectual chav.
Has an adorable little indie girlfriend. Plays guitar and sings in a local band.
Has an adorable little indie girlfriend. Plays guitar and sings in a local band.
Cali:Oh my god like look at indie jake he is just so like amazingly perfect. JAKE! I LOVE YOU!
Jake: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Jake: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
by misslukepritchard September 30, 2008
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"cellar door"
"tell me, how does one suck a fuck"
"im voting for dukakis"
"what are feces?"
"have you ever seen a portal?"
"28 days. 6 hours. 42 minutes. 12 seconds."
"cellar door"
"tell me, how does one suck a fuck"
"im voting for dukakis"
"what are feces?"
"have you ever seen a portal?"
"28 days. 6 hours. 42 minutes. 12 seconds."
by Spoogie December 21, 2007
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