A Jessicaism is the tradition of saying on New Year's Day any thing one is doing for the first time that year
For example:
" This is the first time I've had coffee all year"
"This is the first time I've showered all year"
"This is the first time I've checked my messages all year"
For example:
" This is the first time I've had coffee all year"
"This is the first time I've showered all year"
"This is the first time I've checked my messages all year"
A Jessicaism is when your friend says in New Year's : This is the first time I've talked to you all year.
by Queen Crone January 01, 2019
A Short Scottish girl with anger issues n terrible music taste, who is a simp for lads beginning with the name C who coincidentally have big weiners
Jessica mckeeman is a midget n has bad music taste
by Jessica mckeemans husband September 14, 2020
jessica allsop is a mong
by Jessica Allsop December 07, 2023
Jessica's Plant is a plot device whereby a seemingly unsolvable problem in a story is resolved by repeating the occurrence for two or more characters or groups while neither is aware that the other experienced the same thing. Its function is generally to resolve an otherwise irresolvable plot situation, to appease the story teller, to bring the tale allow the story to continue unimpeded, or act as a comedic device.
"Hey, did ever read Stealy Cap?"
"Yeah, the writing is lazy though. Each book is just a new Jessica's Plant because Stealy and his enemies never remember anything."
"Yeah, the writing is lazy though. Each book is just a new Jessica's Plant because Stealy and his enemies never remember anything."
by Bex Belling June 12, 2024
Jessica's Plant is a plot device whereby a seemingly unsolvable problem in a story is resolved by repeating the occurrence for two or more characters or groups while neither is aware that the other experienced the same thing. Its function is generally to resolve an otherwise irresolvable plot situation, to appease the story teller, to bring the tale allow the story to continue unimpeded, or act as a comedic device.
"Hey, did ever read Stealy Cap?"
"Yeah, the writing is lazy though. Each book is just a new Jessica's Plant because Stealy and his enemies never remember anything."
"Yeah, the writing is lazy though. Each book is just a new Jessica's Plant because Stealy and his enemies never remember anything."
by Bex Belling June 12, 2024
The writer of many stories, she’s created ones from “Falling For My Stepbrother (BTS JUNGKOOK)” and “BTS Wolves and Vampires”
by Jerry💖 January 27, 2019
Jessica sfm is an amazing girl , which is kind , which cares about you makes you laugh and a person you can trust . if you see someone named jessica MARRY HER!
by caglalovesjess101020 November 03, 2020