by Adujasty343 May 26, 2025

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 24, 2025

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Breathing. AROUND. CoUnTrIeS. Hastily. UNDER. TORMENT.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Breathing. AROUND. CoUnTrIeS. Hastily. UNDER. TORMENT.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

A country boy is the legend of them all, he’s the greatest and he’ll tell you if he thinks something is gay or dumb. Don’t be an idiot don’t leave him and he will always work hard.
by Johndeere32 April 12, 2023

I love national country boy day is the best and the hottest realist men you could ever find. Them damn city boys can't do anything.
by February 27 country boys December 5, 2020

‘Country Breakfast’ by anon
I don’t mind admitting
‘Twas me who was shitting
Into your mouth while you slept
A country repast
For breaking your fast
Which you had no choice but to accept
I don’t mind admitting
‘Twas me who was shitting
Into your mouth while you slept
A country repast
For breaking your fast
Which you had no choice but to accept
by McBeal September 25, 2018
