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Grease

Verb.

To jib a rail with your shred stick in a steezy manner.
Hey Local Dan, you greased that double kink.
by soupman673 March 12, 2008
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Grease Monkey

Someone who deliberately does not wash their hair reguarly and is regarded by others as a greasy skett. Hair smells and dandruff flakes are apparent they are not pleasent to look at.
Emma Staunton

"Go grease lightning"

"You' ve got enough grease on top to open up a chip shop!!"

"Err have you seen that Grease Monkey over there!? She wants to go get that hair of hers checked out by the Grease Police!"
by Susan Windridge February 20, 2009
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greasy donut

When one takes his or her finger to his rectum to apply the appropriate "waxy" residue and thereby wipes said finger across another's upper lip. Fyi, The smell lasts for hours.

see also dirty sanchez
While being hazed, Hank was held down by his fraternity brothers and given a greasy donut
by Mitch Buchanan August 28, 2003
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Greasy

If something is disgusting/ugly you would say that it is greasy.
1. I'm not picking up that dog shit, that's so greasy dude.

2. Mate that outfit is so greasy go change!

3. She is looking pretty greasy today man, good think you dumped her!
by shinegreasy December 3, 2014
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Greaseball

Tom: Hey greaseball! Want a haircut?
Greaser: You're so square!
by Thoboi August 13, 2018
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Vaginal Grease

Cum that's from a womans vagina.
Your vagina has so much Vaginal Grease in it.
by MattAW August 15, 2007
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Grease 2

A cheesey rip-off of the woderful 1979 GREASE.
It pretty much repeats the same story over, except the guy is Australlian and the girl is a Pink Lady wannabe. I'm serious. They try waaaaaay too hard to be cool. An actual extract from one of the songs, with a pink lady solo:
"The Pink Lady plege: To act coooooool, to look cooooool, and to beeeeeeeee coooooool! To death do us part! Think! Pink!"
-Grease 2
Who says "Think pink" anymore? Barbie, maybe. But not the Pink Ladies.
And one more thing:
The T-Birds TRY OUT for the TALENT SHOW!!!!!
The T-Birds would NEVER audition for a Talent Show, that's one thing I have for sure.
Grease 2 is not as good as Grease.
by IsThisCleverEnough? March 13, 2009
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