Dodger Mike and Mark Ondo tailgate in the parking lot drinking beverages.
Dodger Mike: Today's the day we end our 25-game losing streak to Riverside!
Mark Ondo: No one fucks with UC Irvine Football! Roll Eaters!
Dodger Mike: Zot! Zot! Zot!
Dodger Mike goes Bills Mafia and breaks a folding table in half.
Mark: That table is DEAD DEAD DEAD! Eaters Mafia Baby!
Dodger Mike and Mark fist bump and then pass out drunk, which causes them to miss the game.
Dodger Mike: Today's the day we end our 25-game losing streak to Riverside!
Mark Ondo: No one fucks with UC Irvine Football! Roll Eaters!
Dodger Mike: Zot! Zot! Zot!
Dodger Mike goes Bills Mafia and breaks a folding table in half.
Mark: That table is DEAD DEAD DEAD! Eaters Mafia Baby!
Dodger Mike and Mark fist bump and then pass out drunk, which causes them to miss the game.
by ZXY&ABC October 9, 2022
Get the UC Irvine Footballmug. A big dummy head football dog is another name for bull terriers. Their long, round faces resemble football. And they are big dummy heads.
by cheapwaffles November 16, 2020
Get the big dummy head football dogmug. by darthgaber66 June 16, 2025
Get the Play footballmug. by WorldFootballPresident June 16, 2024
Get the International Football Monthmug. The sport that suck and marching band is so much better then. Band gets more trophy's then the football and the band does not have bench warmers.
by 871263489725t2187ry1289try9128 February 12, 2019
Get the footballmug. Beal City Football is full of guys who think they’re the shit when most are just douche bags. Although there actions speak different considering they are like goated at football.
by i hate u bitches101 November 30, 2021
Get the Beal City Footballmug. Fucking boring. Its called football yet they dont use their feet. If you are struggling to sleep just put a game of american football on and youll be sleeping by the end of the first quater.
by Simple fakts April 4, 2021
Get the American Footballmug.