hoot-damn-shit-fuck exchange rate

The exchange rate between the words used in the "I don't give a ___" phrase. In a recent treaty between all English-speaking nations, it has been determined that there are:

2.71828183 shits per one fuck
3.14159265 damns per one shit

and 5.02734907 x 10^5 hoots per one damn

Brett: You see that cloud up there? It doesn't give a fuck about your existence _or 2.71828183 shits or 3.14159265 damns or 5.02734907 x 10^5 hoots.

Alex: Wow, you know the entire hoot-damn-shit-fuck exchange rate.

Or

Boy: I don't give two fucks about your feelings!

Girl: wow you really don't care about me

by Vyplnit December 7, 2011

Holy Damn

being surprised

Holy Damn! i just got $1k on my check.

by bobby!!!!!! November 30, 2016

jean claude van damn

Expression of disbelief or approval, depending upon the circumstance. Used in place of "damn," but for humorous or witty effect, as it plays upon the actor's famous name.

One can further elaborate with "Jean Claude van DAAYAM!"

Guy 1: I just won a hundred bucks from the lottery!

Guy 2, who is a bit clever: Jean Claude van DAMN!

by el materdor December 24, 2008

If you don't hit that damn final, someone else will

As we live our lives, we study, make friends, hit finals, fall in love, run the table, strive for greatness, and just enjoy life's ride. We may learn many facts in life, but if we can take just one important fact from life it would be:

"If you don't hit that damn final, someone else will!"

There's no saying in life that has more truth to it. You can't argue with this great fact of life hence why it is becoming one of the most famous friggin' sayings in our world today.

Here's what it all boils down to idiots. "If you don't hit that damn final, someone else will" is very simple. If we were to put it on the friggin' scale of simplicity, i'd say it's a 9.872. Just think in your mind If I don't hit that damn final, someone else will. Meaning, If I can't hit that damn final, and i'm relying on my partner to hit the damn final, but their relying on me to hit the damn final, then neither of us is gunna hit the damn final and we're gunna lose the friggin' game. It's that friggin simple morons, ya know.

P.s. The DAMN is a vital part of the famous saying!

by S Santang October 29, 2009

so damn garbage

the epitomy of trash; can't get any worse than this; lacking skill in reference to any videogame; in so many words....utter trash

gamer 1:Man B-dub you, is so damn garbage at every game we play.

gamer 2:That was just unnecessary and crass man........bit

by j-dilla June 6, 2003

too damn bad

Usually said when someone is whining about a task they don't wanna do. It'll shut someone up easily that is complaining.

Little Warden Walker: I'm tired of this grandpa!
Grandpa Walker: WELL THAT'S TOO DAMN BAD! You keep diggin'!
Little Warden Walker: Well excuse me.

Kid 1: Can you buy us another controller for our Wii?
Mom: You already have 3, what wrong with those?
Kid 2: All 4 of us want to play SSBB, together, at the same time!
Kid 3: Please?
Kid 4: We just have to! We have to!
Mom: Well that's too damn bad. I ain't buyin' you another one.

by Pirated! May 30, 2013

that damn turtle

When you casually trip or fall and need to play it off by blaming the turtle, of course

Dude 1: *trips* Woah
Dude2: yo you okay?
Dude1:yea man it was that damn turtle
Dude2:what turtle?
Dude1: that damn turtle, you didn't see him? man he was right here!!

by Hailey B May 16, 2016