Coleton Masdick

The person who every guy wants to be and every girl wants to be with.

I wish I was like Coleton Masdick.

by Coleton M February 21, 2009

Colon Protine Shake

When five or more guys cum into a mans ass and then he farts the cum into a glass and drinks it like a protine shake.

Joe must have been hungry after letting eight guys dump cum in his ass, because he farted all of that cum into a glass and drank it like a colon protine shake.

by lifechildbitch December 6, 2010

Colson

Absolute know it all piece of shit. Spends most of their time on the internet researching random stuff that no one else would know to make themselves seem intellectually superior.

Colson: "um actually Mrs. Stephens, the third battle of the civil war went like this...:

Some guy: yeah I guess athleticism is in my DNA

Colson: ummm I think you mean deoxyribonucleic acid?

by Spiele December 19, 2018

colonel sanders

Creator of KFC

Oh I hated the colonel with his wee beedy eyes, and that smug look on his face - "ooh you're gonna buy my chicken, hoho"

by mep June 10, 2004

Coltin

Coltin is a dweeb who has an amazingly hot girlfriend. He is a noob and spills chocolate milk on people. He throws carrots at people and calls people hoes. He is a whore who likes to ingore people if they dont kiss him. He likes to be called daddy and sucks dick.

Coltin is a dweeb.

by Lolcringe10101 June 7, 2018

colon candy

the incredible fecal-filth that is ejected from the anus of a puerto rican love-goddess.

"god,i love to eat the colon candy from jennifer lopez' magnificent ass!"

by john March 16, 2003

Gd Colon

Is Very Important

Minus 8 GD Colon

by Braixtomp654 February 24, 2020