colonel sanders

When you have intercourse with hot sauce on your penis. :)

after i gave her the colonel sanders she ran to the bathroom yelling "IT BURNS".

by BOOMERWASHERE February 14, 2009

Colonamini

A mini Colonoscopy or Flexible Colonoscopy. Can all be used for mini colonics also non evasive colonics.

I feel so violated after my doctors visit after my Colonamini.

by remictionary November 4, 2009

consonus

amazing

"i had the most consonus time with you last night"

by Dew Drop January 12, 2010

colonnection

1. A shitty connection with regards to online games/work/lagging porn

2. Charlie and his Chocolate Factory

1. Werner: "Man, I would have totally made level 70/finished that proposal/seen that babe's boobies if it weren't for the damned colonnection!!"

2. Roné: "I wonder what's the connection between Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.."
Greta: "It's a colonnection. It's when someone goes from being a bum to being the shit thanks to a Willy."

by prinses May 26, 2010

Colonel Coma

That extremely incredible feeling you get in your belly after spending more than 45 minutes in KFC endulging in a family sized bucket by yourself or with your chicken buddy.

Usually the whole shating, boned, boneless, 4 fries each and 2 large gravys.

Sam: "fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk dat damn colnel done got me good again."
Brooke: "ererrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhhh god damn pink bitch this is the worst colonel coma EVERRRR."
Sam: "it was so worth it. "

by samuwool November 13, 2011

Consonated

A combination of the words consonant and constipated, constipated with consonants.
Having only consonants, no vowels, in a word game such as Words with Friends or Scrabble making wordplay difficult.

Friend #1: Seriously? Another two-letter word?

Friend #2: I'm consonated, yo!

by kellybelle26 June 14, 2011

Colonel Clammy

Someone who's way too fuckin' moist to play xbox.

God damn Colonel Clammy, your hands are too moist to play CoD. foreskin.

by 2moist4u August 16, 2011