monorail cat

Monorail cat is a popular internet "lolcat" or image macro of a cat laying what is known as "monorail style". This is where the cat will lay with all four paws under his body and head laying on floor. It was so named for its resemblance to the mass transit system, the Monorail. The most comon and most popular monorail cat is a Domestic Longhaired cat laying "monorail style" atop a sliding shower door.

*Monorail cat is offline for maintainance
*a caption to a picture of a sleeping kitten laying "monorail style".
*Monorail cat has left the station
*a caption to a picture of a monorail cat driving away.
*Hurry please, monorail cat is coming!
*a caption to a picture of a cat tied up as if to be tied to train tracks.
*Monorail cat now carries more passengers.
*a caption to a picture of a fat cat laying "monorail style"

by melissa*f March 31, 2008

Stormy the Cat

Stormy the Cat is one of Pusheen's younger sister. She is very cute and she looks like a cloud. I mean, who can hate her? IF PEOPLE HATE PUSHEEN, I'LL WHOOP YOUR ASS!!! Okay thank you for reading this.

Stormy the Cat is so cute.

by na992183ufed November 18, 2017

Banker Cat

when you go to the bank to get a loan and the one banker that always denys your loan.

Mark: Hey john did you end up getting that home loan?
John: No man i ended up dealing with the banker cat
Mark: OH man. banker cat, does not approve your loan

by Kr34m3r67 June 3, 2010

hoopey-cat

Noun. A friend or someone who is scandalous.
Hoop for short.

Adj. Ridiculous-in a bad way.

This word originated in Hattiesburg, Mississippi in 2000.

What's up, Hoopey-Cat?

What it do, Hoop?

Did you see what that hoopey-cat was wearing?

That was a hoopey-cat outfit she had on. She thought that mess was cute!

by Tami M. August 17, 2007

cat sanchez

When you take your finger and run it across a cats dirty ass and rub it under someone's nose.

When my wife falls asleep tonight I'm going to give her a Cat Sanchez

by Mr Dufresne October 23, 2013

cat yack

A popular breakfast food item, especially in the southern U.S. Technically known as "Sausage Gravy and Biscuits." Someone who doesn't appreciate the finer things probably decided that it looked like something the "cat yacked-up" on a plate.

"I'm so hungry I could eat the north end out of a southbound skunk! Bring me full order of cat yack and a cuppa joe."

by Gumby March 31, 2003

sumac cats

Them nig's that sit on the norhtside! Drink that yak, smoke that crack, get that "haleon", and do that junk all day.If you want to be a sumac cat you cant be scared of them boys in blue!

Dem boys on that haleon track, kickin it with those sumac cats!

by Brad Armitage April 11, 2005