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Cards Against Humanity

Cards Against Humanity is a game where everyone comes together to have a laugh, enjoy there life, and find out how dark their humor really is. It is a game where it either be really funny or show all the reasons why you are on a watch list. It is a great game for the whole family to enjoy and play and hours of fun, sadness, and countless police officers showing up to the door of your house for what you are playing.
Cards Against Humanity is the reason why I am in jail.
by Belnumcree December 23, 2022
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Shark Card Kop

A person that buys alot of shark cards in the online game 'GTA ONLINE'
by Easy wins February 18, 2018
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Tijuana credit card

A long piece of hose used to siphon gas from other people's cars.
Juan-Carlos: Oh chit mang....we almoss out of gas!!
Jose-Luis: Ju no worry...I got my Tijuana credit card, and there's a mall right over there.
by BadmotorfingerC15 January 25, 2013
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white card marriage

A person who gets married to be able to get health insurance or receive financial aid if not older then 25 years old.
I can't get any help for school so I might have to get a white card marriage.
by Loconsaine July 23, 2016
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Pulling her Cards

1. To read someone; basically exposing them for who they really are.
"Why you pulling all these rappers cards?
Cuz these niggas pussy they ain't hard." - 21 Savage

" Ouuu gurl you pulling her cards"
" Cuz she a fraud"
by SleepingGhost567 April 23, 2017
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Credit Card terrorism

Credit card terrorism is a condition that is inflected upon the American consumer by various banking institutions in the following fashion.
Credit Card Terrorism

1. Call centers in third world countries, that really have no authority to solve any of the problems that may arise for American customers, this tactic gives the credit card company’s the buffer, to place the blame else where, and continue there theft from the American consumers.

2. Speaking to accounts managers who think there the last word in trying to resolve a problem with credit card accounts. (Everyone has a boss).

3. Requesting a copy of your credit card agreement only to be told by the accounts manager that there is no way that it can be provided a second time.( Legal document).

4. Having a disagreement with the credit card company, only to have your card limit decreased to an amount to which could put you in default or over your limit. (Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act) ?

5. Loan shark interest rates, for people that do have good credit scores, and are meeting there obligations.

6. Being able to change interest rates at a whim.
by J. Martin 1 September 18, 2009
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three card trick

1. Penis. Cockney rhyming slang for "dick".

2. Three-card monte. A game in which players bet on which of three cards, turned face down and deftly manipulated, is the queen. Also called find the lady.
"I trussed up the dolly mop before turning her on to me three card trick".
by Nelly Scratch January 15, 2007
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