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nibble biscuit

A foolish or stupid person. Similar to an idiot.
Woah, the guy over there is a complete and utter nibble biscuit
by indigobox June 15, 2023
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dump biscuit

1. Poop that is dry and hard. hurts like hell to pass.

2. A small turd, hard and dry, fed to a misbehaving dog or pet.
1. "I took a dump biscuit that still hurts!"

2. "Here boy, want a dump biscuit?"
by Xr8eD April 15, 2014
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biscuit time

The act of sitting around after you are technically finished with your work but not actively seeking further duties.

Derived from the phrase ‘sitting on your biscuit, never having to risk it.’

Biscuit time is ONLY during hours you would ordinarily be working. Breaks, lunch, or just slacking off when there are remaining galas is not considered to be proper biscuit time.
Really trying to rush through this list this morning. Hoping for some solid biscuit time after lunch today.
by Les1077 July 10, 2018
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Pillow Biscuit

Used to describe someone with a sexy voluptuous body who shows slutty tendencies.
Look at that slut at the bar. She's totally shameless. She's a real pillow biscuit.
by Not Jaffa January 16, 2020
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jizz biscuit

kinda simple, you jizz in a biscuit and make your s/o eat it.
"hey, honey come try this jizz biscuit." then you proceed to feed it to her.
by jizzbiscuit101 August 11, 2021
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scooter biscuit

When you shart and have to do the "shuffle" whilst holding a manageable amount of poop cupped in your hands over your trousers just to make it to the bathroom before it slides down your leg!
"Dennis sharted again! Then he had to do the "scooter biscuit" all the way through the mall in front of the Girl Scouts!!"
by Mister Jang-a-lang April 14, 2014
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biscuit whore

It is a who're that is paid with biscuits.
U are a biscuit whore
by biscuit whore July 18, 2017
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