bullshit ass bullshit

When something is above and beyond untrue or false but still happens to you!

I just got screwed at work… that’s some bullshit ass bullshit!

I just got a flat tire! That some bullshit ass bullshit

by Urbandicologist June 16, 2021

bullshitestry

The study of bullshit or bullshitting.

Psyonix company is well versed in the art of bullshitestry as they claim Rocket League is fun. Your on console.

by MspaC July 5, 2021

bullshit

My life.

My life is full of bullshit

by ilikenaps July 12, 2021

bullshiteer

a master bullshitter who uses manipulation and deception to charm his way into success. while bullshitter carries a decidedly negative and derisive connotation, a bullshiteer is admired, respected, and aspirational. A bullshiteer wields bullshit with the grace of an adept Wushu monk and the obsessive of a swiss watchmaker. While the bullshitter uses crude lies and deception to satisfy base, proletariat urges, the bullshiteer crafts towering tapestries of bullshit in pursuit of his noble, refined aims.

Jealous Cunt: Felix is such a bullshitter, he doesn't do shit at work but the boss loves him because he can 'present' whatever the fuck that means
Wise Cunt: Your jealousy just confirmed that he isn't a bullshitter, he's a bullshiteer, I wish I could be that good, I wouldn't work another day in my life

by evolutionary_biologist10 July 18, 2021

Bullshit lurer

Someone who likes to describe about something inferior as superior or trick his friend to somewhere to pick up somebody the friend does not know.

Hey, I know a place that gives out free food. Come with me to get it. In reality, it’s just some government food or church food that’s about to expire.
Hey, let’s go to Jamaica, I need to do something. When they get there, the bullshit lurer wants the friend to pick up his ex girlfriend.

by Ya mon Jamaica November 23, 2021

bullshit lurer

Someone who frequently twist the fact of something inferior to something superior.

A: Hey, want free food?

B: ok let’s go
As a result, A brought B to a church or a government building to get free inferior food.

B: you’re a bullshit lurer
A: let’s go to Jamaica, I have to do something important.
B: ok
In reality, A tricked B to Jamaica to pick up his ex girlfriend without announcing it beforehand. Smh
B: you’re a bullshit lurer

by Ya mon Jamaica November 25, 2021

Bullshitiverse

The world in which we live in now being so messed up on so many levels, especially while you’re also going through a huge amount of extra bullshit and extra bullshit and stressful situations. Used when you just can't explain how bad amd messed up it is.

" I just can't cope with all of the anxiety whilst having to live and work in this bullshitiverse

by Abstractfox November 26, 2021