mook bastard

a stupid, dumb, slow,or lazy

scott: hurry up you mook bastard!
aj: im going as fast as i can.

by k mizzle for izzle January 15, 2005

Bastard

1.Child born out of wedlock.
2.A word used to verbally abuse a person.
3.A bastard is you.

Hey that one dewd said you stole my chicken nuggets, "What that fucken bastard".

Run you little bastard run!!

Fuckyou you fucken bastard *Punches*

by BastardChild June 27, 2005

bastard beer

A glass/cup/mug of beer that comes from multiple pitchers over the course of the night, and which is of questionable origin.

Tommy: I started out drinking Molson, but I've poured so much other shit in this bastard beer that I don't know what I'm drinking.

Michael: Yeah, (holds up glass of orange/yellow beer) I started out drinking Guiness...

by tinydancer88 March 7, 2010

Bastard Slap

When a woman bitch slaps a man.

Woman: "Is there something called a bastard slap? Cause I wanted to do that to the driveway paver tonight. What an asshole."

by Turbo Joe Viturbo September 2, 2010

Flatulent Bastard

A person that farts so much as to be labeled with the preceding title. Also, an illegitamate child that just farts a lot.

That guy in the corner is a real Flatulent Bastard!

by Boomerang Weiner January 13, 2007

douche-cock-bastard

A douche-cock-bastard is someone who ignorantly does things to you that really pisses the shit out of you.

That douche-cock-bastard drank the last beer without even asking....I was saving that for breakfast!

by chrislamma April 3, 2009

Two Faced Bastard

A person that doesn't know their dad one minute their your friend the next minute they stab you in the back basically a back stabber that doesn't know their dad

First that person was on my team, we were best of friends then that person traded on me by going to a different team and completely acting like we were never friends. That person is a Two Faced Bastard

by Jeremy Phuture August 18, 2017