birthday poon

Getting laid or having intercourse on one’s birthday

Man I really hope I can get some birthday poon

by crazyfrog2998 February 9, 2019

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February 4th Birthdays

bro its your boy Mason/Warrens birthday tell him happy birthday to make him feel good

Yo is February 4th Birthdays Mason/Warrens Birthday!
you should tell him happy birthday

by big mason November 9, 2019

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Ukrainian Birthday Candle

A burning fuel tanker on a train, especially one lit up for Putin's birthday.

The Crimean Bridge saw a train full of Ukrainian Birthday Candles on October 8.

by mub1002 October 8, 2022

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Birthday Beatoff

The act of beating off your cock, whilst Marilyn Monroe's version of Happy Birthday plays aloud.

"Hey bro did you get in that Birthday Beatoff sesh?" "Yeah bro highly recommend middle to high volume on headphones."

by DrGooseSwanson September 27, 2023

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Birthday Suit pics

Every Year after you turn 21 you are required to send a nude picture to all your friends and later all your socials to please the birthday gods.

Thanks for the birthday suit pics... HAPPY BIRTHDAY btw!

by RedDaite September 7, 2022

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An excuse for the people around you to eat out at a nice restaurant, when all you really want to do is lie on the couch peacefully watching Gilmore Girls. In reality birthdays can be quite stressful and beg the cynical question ---- is this day for you, or for the people around you?

John: I can't believe I'm turning 30 next week.

Ben: Happy early birthday! Let me take you out---there's this new bar that opened up, I've been meaning to try it out.

John: I appreciate it, but honestly, I just want to sit home and watch Gilmore girls.

Ben: 30 is special! You can watch that show any other day. Turning 30 only happens once!

by MemerMemers October 15, 2022

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