Did I ask?

One of the most infuriating things you can say to someone as it instantly shuts down any possible social interaction and makes everyone feel awkward. There is no way to come back from this lazy retort without looking like a jackass. Personally, I recommend you resort to physical violence if this comeback is ever used.

Person 1: I haven't been feeling well, my grandmother just died and I haven't gotten over it yet.
Person 2: Did I ask?
Person 1: Proceeds to beat person 2 to death

by Partydude17 May 23, 2023

How did we get here?

Advancement made! : How did we get here?
have every effect on at once

Username has made the advancement How did we get here?

by play celeste plz plz May 19, 2022

Did A Zena

When you mentally plot to leave a toxic relationship, toxic workplace or toxic "friendship" ASAP.

"Hey I Did A Zena today and resigned. My colleague keeps giving me creepy side-eye and death stares, another one says "done" instead of "did", another one micro-manages me to death and asks me what religion I am (tf?)... should I contact HR?"
"Nah, just come work for me. I'll pay you more anyway."

by CohortFail May 30, 2024

did it like leo!

to "do it like leo" means to do something in a classy, stylish and high profile way like Leonardo DiCaprio in all of his movies

Paul: yo, did you see that guy just drink that glass of Dom Perignon?
Everett: yeah, my man just did it like leo!

by Eric Stefan-Larson June 5, 2024

don’t did

don’t do something you’ve already done

“i texted my ex while i was drunk last night 💀”
“MF DON’T DID!!”

by urmuthrsluvr July 17, 2021

did you just shit on my desk

a question asked directly after someone shits on a desk. this is specifically from southpark(like all offensive things) when cartmen shat on Mr. Mackeys desk

cartmen:*shits on desk*
Mr. Mackey:eric did you just shit on my desk?

by raybeez April 15, 2022

Did a lucca

To urinate on the carpet while intoxicated.

Oh my god the carpet is soaked! She totally did a lucca

by pancreassi February 1, 2023