anal lick

when big daddy sticks his big tonge in your ass
AHHHH AHHHH AHHHH! YESSSSS BIG DADDY i love your anal lick!
by Bigdaddy 696969669669696999669 February 25, 2016
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anal nozzle

A penis, especialy a homosexual's.
He inserted hisanal nozzleuphill gardener style
by analnozzles February 12, 2007
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Anal Garts

Sores developed in the anal region due to prolonged sessions of gaming on uncomfortable chairs in poor condition, Known to flair up in anticipation of new expansions or new game rollouts. Also can be mentioned in a congratulatory way to reference certain in game milestones only reached by long hours of play
"Fuck my anal garts are flaring, I think I need to log off"

"Garts on the level d00d!"
by Pandertroll April 04, 2012
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anal queefs

when the fart is so soft it’s like a queef from ur butt
“did u just fart during sex?” “what no! how could u? u know i have anal queefs sometimes.”
by carbonatedcumslut March 11, 2021
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anal canoeist

One who enagages in the art of bum fun.
Hey man, I gotta tell you. Last night I became an anal canoeist.
by Spextacles June 02, 2007
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anal cakes

Oh man, I just made some horrible anal cakes. Don't go in the bathroom!
by Burger70 February 24, 2010
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anal armageddon

When your stomach is upset, and you have gambled on a fart and lost, but you still have more inside of you, so you sit down to poop and in one second your blow everything out of your butthole making a stew. Afterwards you go to wipe and realize that you have cut your butt on a piece of poopcorn or a hard edge of stool. There is blood and poop on the seat, rim, floor, hand, underwear, pants and the chair you were sitting in prior. That my friend is anal Armageddon.
Never go through life without a poop plan incase Anal Armageddon strikes.
by Zerodawn January 01, 2017
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