anal queefs

when the fart is so soft it’s like a queef from ur butt

“did u just fart during sex?” “what no! how could u? u know i have anal queefs sometimes.”

by carbonatedcumslut March 10, 2021

anal lick

when big daddy sticks his big tonge in your ass

AHHHH AHHHH AHHHH! YESSSSS BIG DADDY i love your anal lick!

by Bigdaddy 696969669669696999669 August 29, 2016

anal cakes

Shit

Oh man, I just made some horrible anal cakes. Don't go in the bathroom!

by Burger70 February 23, 2010

anal alcohol

Putting alcohol up your ass to have a fun ass night and no hangover later

"I hate hangovers"
"Just do anal alcohol!"

by Ladyi/tstreetsfreaki/tsheets November 21, 2013

anal canoeist

One who enagages in the art of bum fun.

Hey man, I gotta tell you. Last night I became an anal canoeist.

by Spextacles June 23, 2007

Anal Damage

An extreme act of anal penetration which leaves a person's anus in state which resembles a boiled or mushed tomatoe.

1. "Hey Roy, i rammed my meat snorkel into your mom's chutney pot and she suffered massive anal damage"

2. The anal damage which which Mike suffered was really dangerous

by Steve Z and the temps March 27, 2009

anal bong

The act of beerbonging in the ass (preferably with vodka) to increase alcohol uptake and make you more drunk

Jim didn't feel that the vodkabears made him shitfaced, so he asked Mark to anal bong him with a bottle of vodka. Mark said "no, that's gross!" so now Jim will have an awful night as the only sober guy in the club.

by CollegeDouche November 28, 2013