mouse

"Now, are we men or are we mice?"
"I'd actually prefer to be a mouse, but that's just my opinion."
"You were supposed to say men, you halfwit-"
by finn for the win July 28, 2018
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Mouse

A small toy that you can stick your dick in.
Dude 1"Dude, I found this mouse, what do I do with it?"
Dude 2"Dude, you stick your dick in it."
Dude 1"Wouldn't that kill..."
Dude 2"STICK YOUR DICK IN IT!"
by Plunger Lover August 28, 2019
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MOUSE

THERE'S A MOUSE IN MY HOUSE
MOUSE IN HOUSE MOUSE IN HOUSE
by CatMan3 February 24, 2021
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Mouse CPL

Mouse couple. A couple that consists of only dwarves or midgets.
Hey man, do you see that "Mouse cpl" mouse couple over there?
by xximoria March 30, 2020
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Mickey Mouse ears

Slang term for over-ear hearing protection. Often used in the US Armed Forces.
Damnit Carl, put on the fucking Mickey Mouse ears or you're gonna go deaf!

"WHAT!?"
by 'WolfMyer' August 09, 2019
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Gutter Mouse

Some one that is or was a naive street kid due to reasons such as abuse or neglect, disability, or discrimination.
All we are is gutter mice, we might not talk about it, but we are./ This gutter mouse got caught for graffiti.
by FThem Cloud August 15, 2020
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