Jizz wizard

A universal word for someone being an asshole or acting like a dick.

why are you pissing on my shoe?! Stop being a jizz wizard

by Britannia Gingero and co. October 24, 2010

Jizz Lover

A female or male who loves jizz or cum.

Dude, that bitch is a fucking Jizz Lover.

by CelebrAsian September 27, 2009

Jizz Muffer

Someone who cleans the back room of an adult shop arcade.

Man that fucks a Jizz Muffer!

by Tom Foote July 11, 2008

Jizzed Up

Term for really excited in Papa Leone's speak. To become stimulated, impationed, exhilerated, or exuberant

I was really jizzed up to see that hot asian girl's titty!
Person 1: dude did you see that titty?
Person 2: Yeah, i was all jizzed up! i love seeing titties!

by Doseph April 02, 2011

jizz rifle

Ones Penis, Normaly Fenidishly Large In Size

Wow, You See That Jizz Rifle, He Could Impregnate A Whale With That Thing

by alexxxisme July 13, 2007

Jizz Shamrock

When you blow your load on your chick and mix it with green food coloring in the spirit of St. Patrick's Day

I woke up this morning to my boyfriend giving me Jizz Shamrock face painting. Complete with green food coloring and sprinkles.

by BlarneyBone March 15, 2011

Jizz - Tastic

a girl who is very very sexy and looks amasing e.g has a nice ass smile big tits and a nice face/body

dude did you see that girl suzie shes so fucking Jizz - Tastic

by matt little AKA Jizzy March 27, 2007