Cards Against Humanity

Cards Against Humanity is a game where everyone comes together to have a laugh, enjoy there life, and find out how dark their humor really is. It is a game where it either be really funny or show all the reasons why you are on a watch list. It is a great game for the whole family to enjoy and play and hours of fun, sadness, and countless police officers showing up to the door of your house for what you are playing.

Cards Against Humanity is the reason why I am in jail.

by Belnumcree December 23, 2022

play the misspoke card

to say that you "misspoke" something, to get off easy for saying something stupid, false, or offensive.

example of how to play the misspoke card.
"edited for dramatic effect"
Sarah Palin:North Korea is our ally.
Glenn Beck:South Korea...

Palin later on:I misspoke.

by kirbyman1 November 26, 2010

Tijuana credit card

A long piece of hose used to siphon gas from other people's cars.

Juan-Carlos: Oh chit mang....we almoss out of gas!!
Jose-Luis: Ju no worry...I got my Tijuana credit card, and there's a mall right over there.

by BadmotorfingerC15 January 25, 2013

Backwards reverse card

If someone says no u and you say no w and they say reverse card you have one option to use and that is backwards reverse card

Ur mom gay
No u
No w
Reverse card, i win
no i win
What
Backwards reverse card
Oof

by The kink of king October 16, 2018

Play the troll card

When one user questions or attacks another user, and the 2nd instantly accuses them of being a "troll". Often the first resort of those on shaky ground.

PD: "I don't think Asians should date Blacks."

Goldwing: "That's because you're a dumb racist."

PD: "Troll alert!"

Count X: "Man, don't even play the troll card, you racist shitbag."

by The BlueMan October 26, 2012

Pulling her Cards

1. To read someone; basically exposing them for who they really are.

"Why you pulling all these rappers cards?
Cuz these niggas pussy they ain't hard." - 21 Savage

" Ouuu gurl you pulling her cards"
" Cuz she a fraud"

by SleepingGhost567 April 24, 2017

flippin' out the cards

1. the act of becoming a leader.
2. one who takes on a head role.
3. whipping out ones dick.

1. jim totally was flippin' out the cards yesterday. i'm really impressed with his leadership skills.
2. "so timmy, are ya going to be flippin' out the cards later or what?" "i don't know babe... we'll see how the night goes."

by jjacksonfoolsonlol April 12, 2010