Juan-Carlos: Oh chit mang....we almoss out of gas!!
Jose-Luis: Ju no worry...I got my Tijuana credit card, and there's a mall right over there.
Jose-Luis: Ju no worry...I got my Tijuana credit card, and there's a mall right over there.
by BadmotorfingerC15 January 25, 2013
Get the Tijuana credit cardmug. A person who gets married to be able to get health insurance or receive financial aid if not older then 25 years old.
by Loconsaine July 23, 2016
Get the white card marriagemug. Good Card Player: "Come on! Throw a card! The 8 spades, Let's get this game going.."
Poor Card Player: -struggles holding the cards- "Uhhmm.. Just a sec.." -drops a card- "S!@#!!"
Poor Card Player: -struggles holding the cards- "Uhhmm.. Just a sec.." -drops a card- "S!@#!!"
by Cgsoldier333 August 7, 2010
Get the Poor Card Playermug. to say that you "misspoke" something, to get off easy for saying something stupid, false, or offensive.
example of how to play the misspoke card.
"edited for dramatic effect"
Sarah Palin:North Korea is our ally.
Glenn Beck:South Korea...
Palin later on:I misspoke.
"edited for dramatic effect"
Sarah Palin:North Korea is our ally.
Glenn Beck:South Korea...
Palin later on:I misspoke.
by kirbyman1 November 28, 2010
Get the play the misspoke cardmug. "Why you pulling all these rappers cards?
Cuz these niggas pussy they ain't hard." - 21 Savage
" Ouuu gurl you pulling her cards"
" Cuz she a fraud"
Cuz these niggas pussy they ain't hard." - 21 Savage
" Ouuu gurl you pulling her cards"
" Cuz she a fraud"
by SleepingGhost567 April 23, 2017
Get the Pulling her Cardsmug. Credit card terrorism is a condition that is inflected upon the American consumer by various banking institutions in the following fashion.
Credit Card Terrorism
1. Call centers in third world countries, that really have no authority to solve any of the problems that may arise for American customers, this tactic gives the credit card company’s the buffer, to place the blame else where, and continue there theft from the American consumers.
2. Speaking to accounts managers who think there the last word in trying to resolve a problem with credit card accounts. (Everyone has a boss).
3. Requesting a copy of your credit card agreement only to be told by the accounts manager that there is no way that it can be provided a second time.( Legal document).
4. Having a disagreement with the credit card company, only to have your card limit decreased to an amount to which could put you in default or over your limit. (Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act) ?
5. Loan shark interest rates, for people that do have good credit scores, and are meeting there obligations.
6. Being able to change interest rates at a whim.
1. Call centers in third world countries, that really have no authority to solve any of the problems that may arise for American customers, this tactic gives the credit card company’s the buffer, to place the blame else where, and continue there theft from the American consumers.
2. Speaking to accounts managers who think there the last word in trying to resolve a problem with credit card accounts. (Everyone has a boss).
3. Requesting a copy of your credit card agreement only to be told by the accounts manager that there is no way that it can be provided a second time.( Legal document).
4. Having a disagreement with the credit card company, only to have your card limit decreased to an amount to which could put you in default or over your limit. (Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act) ?
5. Loan shark interest rates, for people that do have good credit scores, and are meeting there obligations.
6. Being able to change interest rates at a whim.
by J. Martin 1 September 18, 2009
Get the Credit Card terrorismmug. by the facts 123 September 25, 2018
Get the reverse reverse cardmug.