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Ketchup Sex

Andreas knew it was Yoanna's time of the month, but he was still up for a little Ketchup Sex. A nice bit of relish on the hotdog.
by Utsi Schissenhausen February 5, 2020
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sex story

hi. ive seen you've scrolled this far getting ur slutty ass wet and drooling over sex stories.
STOP. 😭
im here to tell u to take a break. get some exercise and shit. touch some GRASS. dont u have anything better to do?? i bet ur 11 or 25. no in between.
'i love me a sex story'
'nahh, if ur that horny get a prostitute'
by yeWONaHEN April 24, 2024
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African Dry Sex

In Afrcia a wet vagina is considered whorish. So men will dry the vagina with sand before vaginally intercourse.
Billy didn't like how wet she was so he did the African Dry Sex.
by Iamnoone2000 March 28, 2025
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Sex

ALMOST as good as food

Sex and food are both a solid 50/50

And food after sex...OH.MY.GOD
Amy:So I had sex with Brad last night
Nerdy Guy:d..did you like it?
Amy:It was like every emotion and feeling went straight to my head kinda like a sugar rush or brain freeze but oozed out of me like frosting

Nerdy Guy:Did you eat at all
by ❤💛💚💙💜 January 9, 2022
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Sex Sven

In other words - 2 billionoty
I checked my bank account and I got a sex Sven!!
by zupa33 July 24, 2018
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sex translator

A certain mental state where if you talk about having ideas and thoughts it's automatically interpreted into a sexual content by the other person.
I tried to talk to her but she's a sex translator.
by Blaise07 October 13, 2021
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