Man Made Bed

When, after getting out of bed, you grab whatever is on it and give it a good enough flattening.

Guy 1: "dude, your never gonna get laid in that mess."

Guy 2: "Psht. A man made bed looks GREAT!"

by SamStrane December 8, 2009

Mr. Avocado Man

also known as parksey07 this legendary pe teacher has a passion for teaching and is kinky as fuck

person 1:hey who do we have next period?

person 2: i think we have Mr. avocado man
person 1: hell yeah

by _-emma-_ October 9, 2019

Lucas little man

Can't stop joining house party with molly and helen instead of his girlfriend

Oh lucas little man....

by Dhjasjbdbfnf July 30, 2017

The Kool-aid man

Sex act involving one partner continuously moaning "oh yeah" until they loudly exclame "oh yeah!" In a deep meaty voice while orgasming.

The Kool-aid man, phrase. "Everything was great until he pulled a Kool-aid man on me."

by Mike Rochurds February 21, 2019

Guinea Mans Shuffle

Fresh off the crabbin boat, after your first hit off your meth pipe. Grab your gal and your pound of crabs, proceed to stuff the crabs into your women till they start shuffling around like a chicken with it's head cut off. Tell her "You ain't ready for this meth hound doll"

Guy 1- "get any crabs yesterday?"
Guy 2- "nah bub used em all for the Guinea Mans Shuffle."

by Dont_panic_im_hispanic April 8, 2019

poor man's chrome

Mazda cars, as opposed to much more expensive cars like Lamborghini, Maserati, etc.

Don't talk to Eddie about Maserati. He can only afford poor man's chrome.

by pentozali July 15, 2009

Petty Man Child

Petty Man Child is a man child. They are really useless, boring, stupid, unhelpful, annoying, and literally the dumbest person you will ever meet. I can use three words to describe them: Petty, Man, and Child. Here are some things he will do: Blocks their crushes and leaves them on delivered. Will call a 7-year-old a h*e because he is mad at you. Will call you a b***h. Ignores you 24/7. Will make you cry every night because he makes you feel worthless. Will blame you for everything. Thinks he is the center of the world. Will make all your friends hate you because he spread rumors of you.

Elijah is a Petty Man Child.
Petty Man Child is an idiot who should die.

by M. B. Palmer December 15, 2021