Allan syndrome

struggling spelling words when they have a good idea while writing it fast, the words become alien language and no one can read it.

Allan: i have pogers urbenealbfbrieb ajfg rj
Me: what??? Speak english
Friend: it’s Allan syndrome

by Kyrizh8652 June 1, 2021

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Kenneth Syndrome

Someone who isn't the sharpest tool in the shed

This guy dumb ass hell, he got Kenneth syndrome

by Danistegen January 2, 2024

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Blake Syndrome

Perpetual misery

Wow he’s got Blake syndrome

by Royce Clark August 12, 2018

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Cowichan Lake Syndrome

A syndrome in which the meaning is your father is your uncle because he had sexual relations with his sister who is your mother

Wes said to his brother uncle. “We are a lot closer to each other because of this Cowichan Lake syndrome going on. Not everyone can have their uncle as their brother”

by Unclephucker March 8, 2018

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Shaken-Whore Syndrome

When you’re too rough during sex and give a whore brain damage from the sheer aggressiveness. Symptoms are similar to those of Shaken-Baby Syndrome.

“I fucked her so hard I gave her some brain damage, call it Shaken-Whore Syndrome.”

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The horrible condition in which a twin is relegated to "top" status in the mother's womb. Due to being on top, the fetus is relegated to only receiving "leftowver's" in terms of nutrients. In addition to lack of nutrients, the top baby receives all the negative substances the mother brings in (smoke, alcohol, drugs, etc.). As a result, the "top baby" will be physically smaller, and weaker, as well as substantially less intelligent, and more prone to learning disorders.

Danny DeVito suffered from Top Baby Syndrome in the movie Twins.

by Risky Moth September 7, 2011

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