Accountability Resistance Syndrome

When a person who is obviously guilty continues to profess innocence regardless of overwhelming proof of their guilt. A drunk driver who denies being drunk after getting in to an accident, blows over the limit on a breathalyzer, and has witnesses confirming they were drunk will be a person exhibiting "Accountability Resistance Syndrome"

A child holding a crayon, covered in crayon marks, who was caught writing their name on the living room wall that denies vandalizing the wall is experiencing Accountability Resistance Syndrome.

by Kooriki May 2, 2024

Jodie Comer syndrome

A woman so attractive, everyone is sexually attracted to her, regardless of previous sexuality.

"That girl was so hot, she gave me Jodie Comer syndrome."

by Goose_Moose May 3, 2024

Bradley Martyn Syndrome

Bradley Martyn Syndrome is a common condition prevalent among 90% of bodybuilders and gym bros. It manifests in the belief that physical strength alone equates to combat prowess, despite lacking any formal training in martial arts like MMA, Muay Thai or Jiu Jitsu.

The term draws inspiration from Bradley Martyn, an influencer famous for his belief that his 260-pound physique alone qualifies him to defeat any professional fighter weighing 160lbs.

This condition can be harmful to gym bros as It inflates their ego and a false sense of confidence, masking their vulnerability and leaving them not prepared for when push comes to shove.

This phenomenon mirrors the Dunning–Kruger effect, a cognitive bias where individuals with minimal proficiency in a specific domain, such as combat, tend to overestimate their skills.

TL;DR: Bradley Martyn Syndrome: Gym bros are bloated up pussies and lack fighting experience.

260lb Guy: You think you can beat me in a street fight

MMA Guy: Bro I'd snap you in half

260lb Guy: But I'm 260 bro

MMA Guy: (laughs) You got Bradley Martyn Syndrome

by TeaTreeMD May 3, 2024

MatPat Syndrome

MatPat Syndrome is the fear of youtubers quitting, whenever you see titles like 'we need to talk' or 'the future of my channel' in youtube. It is a fear instilled by the popular youtuber MatPat who recently quit, or other idols of yours.

I think i have MatPat syndrome.

by RhythmDude May 4, 2024

Matpat Syndrome

The fear of a Youtube video when it’s title makes it sounds like the person posting the video is quitting.

YouTube Title: About the Future…
Comment: Holy shit, I thought this was about you leaving.
Reply: That’s Matpat Syndrome for you!

by FREE_RENT May 4, 2024

Shaken-Whore Syndrome

When you’re too rough during sex and give a whore brain damage from the sheer aggressiveness. Symptoms are similar to those of Shaken-Baby Syndrome.

“I fucked her so hard I gave her some brain damage, call it Shaken-Whore Syndrome.”

by Goth_FeBreze May 5, 2024

Marie Antoinette Syndrome

Marie Antoinette Syndrome is when you or someone you know is going through something (for example: a divorce) and one of the parties wants nothing to do with the other party going forward, but still want all the perks of the relationship without having to be in the relationship. This applies to friendships, jobs, relationships, everything.

My ex has Marie Antoinette Syndrome: "I want you out of our house! But I still want you to do everything, and continue doing my bidding regardless of where we are."

" I baked YOU a cake ... but, I'm going to eat it while you watch me"

by Shadi Raven May 7, 2024